you know that situation you're sometimes inevitably and uncontrolably forced into with your NEIGHBOURS? yeah, i just had one. totally awkward. i was waiting with my neice while my sister had to jump upstairs to do something and my next door neighbour started talking to me about babies, thinking i'd know what the hell she was talking about. i didn't. i panicked. also, i think she actually thinks that skye (my neice) is MY baby. i've been mistaken for her mother on a number of occasions. "they don't stay babies for long now, do they?" sorry but I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. anyway, it's over now and thank god i am back in the safety and comfort of my incredibly disgusting bedroom.